The Bears Just Traded For A Kicker Who Hit An 81-Yarder (In Practice)

What a saga this whole thing has been. If you’re keeping tabs on how many kickers we have here’s the updated count:

This weekend: 8

This morning: 2

At the time of this blog: 3

We got Nagy diverting some attention from one of the guys shitty names:

Then Elliott Fry being one of the only two to make the 43-yard mock Cody Parkey challenge:

To trading for a guy that made an 81-yarder (in practice). I’m usually pretty suspicious on Eddie’s who spell their name with a Y, but at this point I don’t give a fuck if it’s Eddy Piniero or Eddy Guardado out there. Just find me a guy who can make a damn field goal.